Oh, you silly Republicans

I see what you are trying to do, Sacramento Republicans. When McCain asks "Who is the real Barack Obama?", lesser people might use wikipedia. But no, Sacramento Republicans, you and I are too nerdy to do that. As TRUE Firefly fans, we turn to the works of Xiang Yu. My only regret is that active volcanoes are hard to come by in California. I guess waterboarding is the next best thing...